How to Create Your Very Own At Home Spa:
You will Need
1 Servant (minimum, 2 is even better!)
1 brush
1 packet of catnip, fresh catnip, or the lawn
2 chamomile kitty wipes
nail clipper
fresh water or skanky water from the yard (whichever you prefer)
lunchmeat of choice
a good book or two
Start the day off with lots of fresh water to cleanse your body and let the detox begin. Eat breakfast as usual. Instruct the servant to clip nails first and get the worst of it over. If possible go outside now and take in some sunshine, run through the sprinklers, up a tree (if you can). Get lots of scritches and lovin' in the sunshine. This can also be done indoors by the window. Now have some more water and a little nip, fresh nip, or grass. Let yourself be brushed until you are almost gorgeous. If you are elderly and long haired like me, it could take a while. Next, wipe down with the chamomile kitty wipe. This is good for dandruff, stress relief and general dirtiness. Brush some more. Have some yard water. Have some lunch meat.
When this ritual is finished, let the servant have some time off. Hang out in the yard with her and let her read her book while you hunt bugs and enjoy the fine summer Sunday
Enjoy the day everykitty!
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