We gotta thank you guys for the suggestions. The only one who doesn't thank you is La Reine Simone. She was so grumpy about the increased frequency of wipes and the introduction of washcloths. Her butt smells better (to our relief). She's still lookin' pretty darn scuzzy though.
There must be some miracle out there that we don't know about. Give her a few more days of intense cleaning and maybe she'll let me post her picture again.
The unfortunate victim here was Scout: she had her butt wiped too while Mama was at it. That was a shocker!
Mama needs to learn to keep her paws away from Spot #13.