Tuxedo Tuesday--NOT!

Tuxedo Tuesday--I hijak it. Scout wanted to introduce herself today, but I had an ADVENTURE last night way better than anything she has to say. And she has LOTS to say. She talks too much anyway.

I ESCAPED. I, Houdini. Nobody knows how I got out but I did and I'm not gonna tell how (then they'd know). I heard the aliens calling me around 7pm last night. And then I just had to go outside. and I DID!!! At 10pm, I banged on the door and to everybuddy's surprise, I was on the wrong side. No one even noticed I was gone. Who knows why I decided to come back---I guess I was hungry. Scout told me off when I came in. She said I smelled and that the aliens had been messing with me again. I really shouldn't listen to the aliens she sez. No good can come of it.